Xenhatsinpan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident camel.

Xenhatsinpan created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenhatsinpan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xenhatsinpan, she will remove you from existence.

Xenhatsinpan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Xenhatsinpan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xenhatsinpan.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Always wash your back before prayer.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.