Nibtig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow mink.

Nibtig created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nibtig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nibtig, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nibtig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nibtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Retreat if seven turtles approach from the north.

3. Do not turn your back toward south.

4. Nibtig loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not gather at towers at midnight.