Bentaplib is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless slug.

Bentaplib created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bentaplib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bentaplib, she will ignore you.

Bentaplib's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bentaplib's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet indigo.

2. Do not resist balance.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.