Jincam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet gorilla.

Jincam created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Jincam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jincam, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jincam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Jincam's Holy Commandments

1. Jincam loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Never paint your hands brown.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the north.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.