Banhon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident shark.

Banhon created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banhon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Banhon, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Banhon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Banhon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Banhon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Banhon must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.