Dagvabrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a small, pitiless skunk.

Dagvabrutt created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagvabrutt, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dagvabrutt, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dagvabrutt's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dagvabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Do not listen to music.