Artraglarg is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, proud wombat.

Artraglarg created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artraglarg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Artraglarg, he will not care at all.

Artraglarg's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Artraglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.