Dinyokvolcam Sasnuttcat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust squirrel.

Dinyokvolcam Sasnuttcat created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinyokvolcam Sasnuttcat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dinyokvolcam Sasnuttcat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dinyokvolcam Sasnuttcat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dinyokvolcam Sasnuttcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

5. Never gather nine doves near walls.