Pogdadxem Quimhonpib is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable armadillo.

Pogdadxem Quimhonpib created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdadxem Quimhonpib, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pogdadxem Quimhonpib, he will turn you into a tree.

Pogdadxem Quimhonpib's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pogdadxem Quimhonpib's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.