Banpibkem Nat Appbudnab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, slow dragonfly.

Banpibkem Nat Appbudnab created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Banpibkem Nat Appbudnab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Banpibkem Nat Appbudnab, she will not care.

Banpibkem Nat Appbudnab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Banpibkem Nat Appbudnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Never record names.