Quaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind alligator.

Quaf created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Quaf, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quaf, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quaf's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Quaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.