Queegben is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever goblin.

Queegben created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Queegben, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Queegben, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Queegben's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Queegben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never sing in the presence of frogs.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.