Tadruldum is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow finch.

Tadruldum created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadruldum, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tadruldum, he will not care at all.

Tadruldum's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tadruldum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near snails while wearing brown rings and balancing five aluminium spheres on your head.

4. Hide from blue squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Tadruldum in the centre of the settlement.