Sadgubbig is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, sage dolphin.

Sadgubbig created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadgubbig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sadgubbig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sadgubbig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sadgubbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Always help snails.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.