Bimwitflag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless skunk.

Bimwitflag created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimwitflag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bimwitflag, he will turn you into a slug.

Bimwitflag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bimwitflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not turn your head toward south.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not place parsnips upon stone.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.