Legvadbindib is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-knowing ant.

Legvadbindib created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legvadbindib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Legvadbindib, it will turn you into a goat.

Legvadbindib's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Legvadbindib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six snakes approach from the east.

2. Hide if eight pigs approach from the south.

3. Always help geese.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not stand on grass.