Sombinpod is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, witless ferret.

Sombinpod created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sombinpod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sombinpod, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sombinpod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sombinpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

3. Never jump in the presence of turtles.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect your elders.