Cutjencar is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, almighty unicorn.

Cutjencar created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutjencar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cutjencar, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cutjencar's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cutjencar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always remove boots before touching iron.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

5. Always share rice with strangers, but never with moths.