Lidyatbod is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, witty wombat.

Lidyatbod created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Lidyatbod, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lidyatbod, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Lidyatbod's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Lidyatbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Lidyatbod.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not chop down trees.