Timvadmob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable rat.

Timvadmob created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Timvadmob, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Timvadmob, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Timvadmob's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Timvadmob's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat rice on holy days.

4. Never point your neck toward the north during prayer.

5. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with pride.