Cudbimgov is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring rat.

Cudbimgov created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cudbimgov, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cudbimgov, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cudbimgov's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cudbimgov's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cudbimgov in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing green corsets.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.