Abafmet is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered warg.

Abafmet created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Abafmet, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Abafmet, she will turn you into a worm.

Abafmet's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Abafmet's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Abafmet eight times a day.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.