Cedtafcat Sabsaknartdob is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless clam.

Cedtafcat Sabsaknartdob created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedtafcat Sabsaknartdob, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cedtafcat Sabsaknartdob, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cedtafcat Sabsaknartdob's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cedtafcat Sabsaknartdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never sprint in holy places.