Dottalsag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, sage meerkat.

Dottalsag created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Dottalsag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dottalsag, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dottalsag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dottalsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight birds near bridges.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Worship no other gods but Dottalsag.