Komgidont is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, conceited dog.

Komgidont created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Komgidont, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Komgidont, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Komgidont's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Komgidont's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Komgidont.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.