Sinbighom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sinbighom created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinbighom, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sinbighom, she will be mildly annoyed.

Sinbighom's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sinbighom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always treat pigs with great respect.