Stipgigjat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful hummingbird.

Stipgigjat created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stipgigjat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stipgigjat, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Stipgigjat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Stipgigjat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always obey Stipgigjat's priests.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat bark.