Camzenveenvad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, selfish hyena.

Camzenveenvad created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camzenveenvad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Camzenveenvad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Camzenveenvad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Camzenveenvad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed beans to dogs while wearing yellow rings.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.