Fossgemzog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional wombat.

Fossgemzog created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fossgemzog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fossgemzog, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fossgemzog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fossgemzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Do not fashion tools from gold.

5. Put Fossgemzog first in all things.