Dodmistail is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, wise fly.

Dodmistail created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodmistail, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dodmistail, he will be mildly annoyed.

Dodmistail's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dodmistail's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Retreat if six birds approach from the south.

3. Never handle iron while unclean.

4. Do not travel during spring.

5. Always wash your arms before prayer.