Vedlabhan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful giraffe.

Vedlabhan created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedlabhan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vedlabhan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vedlabhan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vedlabhan's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.