Likpaddid Daptarpfumafrigdam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring hamster.

Likpaddid Daptarpfumafrigdam created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likpaddid Daptarpfumafrigdam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Likpaddid Daptarpfumafrigdam, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Likpaddid Daptarpfumafrigdam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Likpaddid Daptarpfumafrigdam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never remain bowed during dawn.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Geese are not to be trusted.