Hogfobjen is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, impressive snake.

Hogfobjen created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogfobjen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hogfobjen, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hogfobjen's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hogfobjen's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Do not record numbers concerning planets.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Respect your elders.