Venhimlin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, weak crow.

Venhimlin created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Venhimlin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Venhimlin, she will not care at all.

Venhimlin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Venhimlin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not chop down trees.