Vonominfag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, conceited raccoon.

Vonominfag created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonominfag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vonominfag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vonominfag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Vonominfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed bread to moths while wearing cyan ear rings.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vonominfag.