Bisscunbap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous cobra.

Bisscunbap created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bisscunbap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bisscunbap, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bisscunbap's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bisscunbap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. You must pray to Bisscunbap seven times a day.

4. Retreat if four great tits approach from the east.

5. Do not stand on grass.