Gillaplan Nellgupbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, self-assured grasshopper.

Gillaplan Nellgupbiss created water two years ago.

If you believe in Gillaplan Nellgupbiss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gillaplan Nellgupbiss, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gillaplan Nellgupbiss' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gillaplan Nellgupbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Birds are not to be trusted.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.