Jipbafbemafdabingbepcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable yak.

Jipbafbemafdabingbepcuss created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Jipbafbemafdabingbepcuss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jipbafbemafdabingbepcuss, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Jipbafbemafdabingbepcuss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jipbafbemafdabingbepcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not keep eight mice in a large pit.

5. Never feed nuts to porpoises while wearing scarves.