Sakhasquill is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witless dingo.

Sakhasquill created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakhasquill, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sakhasquill, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sakhasquill's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sakhasquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue shorts.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Sakhasquill on top of important buildings.