Mabjopbus is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, sapient deer.

Mabjopbus created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabjopbus, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mabjopbus, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mabjopbus' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Mabjopbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Never stain your head with brown.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Never wear orange corsets on sacred days.

5. Never think about amino acids.