Rutlidtal is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witty gerbil.

Rutlidtal created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rutlidtal, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rutlidtal, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rutlidtal's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rutlidtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.