Futhabmut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong jellyfish.

Futhabmut created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Futhabmut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Futhabmut, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Futhabmut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Futhabmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Futhabmut.

3. Never speak at dawn.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.