Dapyikbud is a god.

It takes the form of a large, emotional scorpion.

Dapyikbud created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dapyikbud, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dapyikbud, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dapyikbud's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dapyikbud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dapyikbud.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Dapyikbud loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Never feed oranges to squirrels while wearing yellow jumpers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.