Hothendiss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited gorilla.

Hothendiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hothendiss, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hothendiss, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hothendiss' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hothendiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.