Kipstafbud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, duplicitous lobster.

Kipstafbud created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipstafbud, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kipstafbud, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Kipstafbud's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kipstafbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

2. Kipstafbud loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.