Gamhanpod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident hare.

Gamhanpod created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamhanpod, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gamhanpod, he will turn you into a snail.

Gamhanpod's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gamhanpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never think about optics near capybaras while wearing violet dresses and balancing three iron spheres on your head.