Nadvonzed Dinflapton is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, witty skunk.

Nadvonzed Dinflapton created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Nadvonzed Dinflapton, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nadvonzed Dinflapton, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nadvonzed Dinflapton's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nadvonzed Dinflapton's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of oranges to foxes while wearing turquoise scarves.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not make images of living things.