Tettistafspag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive raven.

Tettistafspag created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettistafspag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tettistafspag, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tettistafspag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tettistafspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never touch oil while blessed.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near gulls while wearing violet tights and balancing eight zinc spheres on your legs.