Bidkipyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, blissful wyrm.

Bidkipyarp created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidkipyarp, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bidkipyarp, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bidkipyarp's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bidkipyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Do not place figs upon stone.