Mingedxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring tapir.

Mingedxuc created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mingedxuc, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mingedxuc, it will not invite you to parties.

Mingedxuc's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Mingedxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.