Ingdithakyak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful sheep.

Ingdithakyak created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingdithakyak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ingdithakyak, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ingdithakyak's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ingdithakyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your head with magenta markings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Hide from indigo ants for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.