Rowspagflap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, generous toad.

Rowspagflap created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Rowspagflap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rowspagflap, she will strike you with lightening.

Rowspagflap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rowspagflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

2. Rowspagflap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Never look at nebulae.