Vogsakrut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited capybara.

Vogsakrut created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogsakrut, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vogsakrut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Vogsakrut's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Vogsakrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Never sing in the presence of badgers.