Gidnibget is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, annoying finch.

Gidnibget created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gidnibget, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gidnibget, he will turn you into a frog.

Gidnibget's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gidnibget's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck fawn.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.