Milyamxem is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless hedgehog.

Milyamxem created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milyamxem, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Milyamxem, he will laugh at you.

Milyamxem's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Milyamxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow cats to witness sacred rites.

2. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

3. Never wear red shirts on sacred days.

4. Do not turn your neck toward east.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Milyamxem on top of all buildings.