Zogkimmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless butterfly.

Zogkimmeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogkimmeg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zogkimmeg, he will turn you into a dog.

Zogkimmeg's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Zogkimmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shave your arms.