Lentapbom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust human.

Lentapbom created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lentapbom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lentapbom, it will think nothing of it.

Lentapbom's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Lentapbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

2. Never think about spacetime near sharks while wearing blue ear rings and balancing nine zinc spheres on your arms.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

5. You must love Lentapbom.