Jenvignaksomhivfumkikjad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, astonishing yak.

Jenvignaksomhivfumkikjad created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenvignaksomhivfumkikjad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jenvignaksomhivfumkikjad, it will be very sad.

Jenvignaksomhivfumkikjad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Jenvignaksomhivfumkikjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Jenvignaksomhivfumkikjad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must pray to Jenvignaksomhivfumkikjad eight times a day.

5. Always stare at clouds.