Madbithunwapgemtonkbess is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful hyena.

Madbithunwapgemtonkbess created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madbithunwapgemtonkbess, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Madbithunwapgemtonkbess, he will destroy your favourite star.

Madbithunwapgemtonkbess' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Madbithunwapgemtonkbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help sick monkeys.