Femgamjin Wonvinhim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful duck.

Femgamjin Wonvinhim created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femgamjin Wonvinhim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Femgamjin Wonvinhim, it will turn you into a slug.

Femgamjin Wonvinhim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Femgamjin Wonvinhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Femgamjin Wonvinhim loves bats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.