Narldimmap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent owl.

Narldimmap created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Narldimmap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narldimmap, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Narldimmap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Narldimmap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never skip near tortoises.

4. Put Narldimmap first in all things.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near geese while wearing yellow shirts and balancing four silicon spheres on your face.