Bumquagflan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, emotional gerbil.

Bumquagflan created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumquagflan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bumquagflan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bumquagflan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bumquagflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

5. Never eat spinach on holy days.