Hinvonstip is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent gerbil.

Hinvonstip created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hinvonstip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hinvonstip, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hinvonstip's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hinvonstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Always help sick horses.