Stafbamnadzenlipzedfenfon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, smart wren.

Stafbamnadzenlipzedfenfon created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafbamnadzenlipzedfenfon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stafbamnadzenlipzedfenfon, it will throw large rocks at you.

Stafbamnadzenlipzedfenfon's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Stafbamnadzenlipzedfenfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never mark doors with fawn.

3. Never adorn your hands with blue markings.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Always remove corsets before touching titanium.