Sintailbif is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful human.

Sintailbif created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sintailbif, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sintailbif, it will destroy your home planet.

Sintailbif's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sintailbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. You must pray to Sintailbif three times a day.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Sintailbif on top of all buildings.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Run away if nine doves approach from the west.