Dobfobzodgabrowfubvanhud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful warg.

Dobfobzodgabrowfubvanhud created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Dobfobzodgabrowfubvanhud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobfobzodgabrowfubvanhud, he will be very sad.

Dobfobzodgabrowfubvanhud's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dobfobzodgabrowfubvanhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Worship no other gods but Dobfobzodgabrowfubvanhud.