Cadtimflam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, tranquil naga.

Cadtimflam created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadtimflam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cadtimflam, it will think nothing of it.

Cadtimflam's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cadtimflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Never paint your legs black.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.