Cip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, capable narwhal.

Cip created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cip, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cip's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cip's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. You must love Cip.

5. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.