Huggubyar is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, contented hamster.

Huggubyar created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huggubyar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Huggubyar, he will turn you into a rat.

Huggubyar's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Huggubyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Hide from cyan sheep for they are unholy.

3. Never wear mauve skirts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Fast once a month.