Quimsinlargsad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous fish.

Quimsinlargsad created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimsinlargsad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quimsinlargsad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quimsinlargsad's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Quimsinlargsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Run away if seven mice approach from the north.