Dibtigab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unjust zebra.

Dibtigab created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibtigab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dibtigab, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dibtigab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dibtigab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dibtigab.