Flamwonnak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, boastful butterfly.

Flamwonnak created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Flamwonnak, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flamwonnak, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Flamwonnak's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flamwonnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

3. Do not record names concerning black holes.

4. Never adorn your head with magenta markings.

5. Do not kill mites.